when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
The only way I will recover is by getting rid of those people who have hurt me and left me (so practically everyone). So when you want to talk to me again, or apologize, or realize I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG, too fucking bad. Im done with you, and I want you out of my life because you have turned me into this wreck. I’m done forgiving and a constant love for those who have hurt me because it is just a never ending cycle. So please, don’t fucking talk to me every again. (Oh, if you’re actually wondering how many people have left and hurt me it is exactly 16 people). (Not to mention all those 16 people were once my bestfriends). I will get better, and it starts now.